Lawd Tiger Woods’ drama has survived a earthquake and three other public sex scandals!
I know he has been praying that something else would happen, in world news, that would take the attention from him…..
But baby, your luck is just not bright!
Now Tiger’s waitress jump off is spilling the tea about their sexcapades….
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Mindy Lawton, tells of Tiger’s freakish ways!
Peep her story below:
Tiger & wife Elin
Lawton says:
“One of them would read the paper, just very cold,” she said.
“I didn’t see any signs of affection . . . I figured he was in a loveless relationship with his wife.”
Then one morning, “I could feel his eyes on me,” Lawton said.
Soon after he left, she got a call at the eatery.
“Hi, this is Ti,” the caller said.
“Who?” she asked.
“Tiger. A couple of friends and I are going out tonight to the Blue Martini, and I was wondering if you wanted to join us?”
They met up that night and ended up having sex at his house.
She said he purred, “You have a perfect body.”
Lawton said she grabbed his penis. “Wow,” she said. “It was the biggest I’ve ever seen.”
She said the superstar golfer was nonstop with his sexual demands.
One time, they didn’t even make it into his house, she said. As they were entering through the garage, he made a grab for her near one of his golf carts, and they had sex on the spot, she said.
NOW THIS IS THE ONE THAT THREW ME FOR A LOOP…….
“Another time, he insisted on meeting her right before a big golf tourney in 2007.
“He wanted that last piece of booty before he could go to his tournament. To make him shoot better,” she said.
They met in a parking lot. She said she told him she was having her period and asked if they could avoid intercourse.
But Tiger would not be denied, Lawton said. She said they started going at it next to the golfer’s Cadillac SUV.
“He told me to pull my underwear down and pull out my tampon, and we went at it with me pressed up against his Escalade,” she said. “He did it from the back.”
Let’s skip to the chance!
Say it with me……“WHAT IN THE HELL WAS TIGER THINKING?”
Now, we know that all of Tiger’s jump offs want to get paid!
But, if there is any truth to this hot azz shigity, coming out about his unsafe promiscuity, Tiger needs to be castrated! LOLOL
SMH!!
You put your wife and child in danger fooling around with all these skeezer, in some of the most disgusting and unimaginable ways.
I bet Elin is SICK!!!
SMH
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