SPILL THE TEA, TIGER!

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Alright Tiger, you need to come clean about what happened to cause your accident. Investigators are still waiting to speak with Tiger and his wifey about the 2a.m incident in question.

When Florida Highway Patrol arrived, Mrs. Woods made up this cock-a-mammy story about her running out with a golf club to rescue Tiger from his SUV.        Now sip this Tea……

Just last week, a gossip magazine released a story about Tiger having an affair.

So, since they are tight lipped….. let me tell you what I think happened!

The Woods got into a big argument about the affair. Elin punched Tiger in the eye and busted his lip….

When she hit him, his brother man side came out, so he ran out the house to keep from going to jail for choking the shiznit out of a white woman.

He jumps in to his SUV……she runs after him but on her way out grabs that 9 iron from his golf bag, by the door.

He pulls off and she busted the back window out. He is totally caught off guard by her “ghetto” actions and runs into the fire hydrant and tree.

Let the truth be told, Tiger.    Let the world know your girl has acted a donkey and gave you the beat down!

Domestic Violence does not discriminate!


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